Don’t copy if you can’t paste (humour)

From: Irwan Suwono

 
 A painful (and  heavy) price to  pay for infringement of copyright. 
 
 A popular motivational  speaker was entertain ing his audience.
 He  said: “The best years of my  life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my  wife!” 
  
 The audience was in silence and shock.  The speaker added: “And that woman was my  mother!” 
 
 Laughter and  applause. 

 A week later, a top manager trained by  the motivational  speaker tried to crack this  very
effective joke  at home. He was a  bit foggy after a drink. 
  
 He said loudly to his wife who  was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life  were spent in  the arms of a woman who was not my  wife!” 

 The wife went;  “Aaaaaggh!” with shock and rage  !!

 Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall  the second  half of the joke, the manager finally blurted  out “…and I can’t   remember who she was!” 
 
 By the time the manager regained his  consciousness, he was on a hospital bed  nursing burns from  boiling water. 
   
 Moral  of the story:    Don’t copy if you can’t paste!

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