Don’t copy if you can’t paste (humour)

From: Irwan Suwono

 
 A painful (and  heavy) price to  pay for infringement of copyright. 
 
 A popular motivational  speaker was entertain ing his audience.
¬†He¬† said:¬†“The best years of my¬† life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my¬† wife!”¬†
  
¬†The audience was¬†in silence and¬†shock.¬† The speaker added: “And that¬†woman was my¬† mother!”¬†
 
 Laughter and  applause. 

 A week later, a top manager trained by  the motivational  speaker tried to crack this  very
effective joke  at home. He was a  bit foggy after a drink. 
  
¬†He said loudly to his wife who¬† was¬†preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life¬† were¬†spent in¬† the¬†arms¬†of a woman¬†who was not my¬†¬†wife!”¬†

¬†The wife went;¬† “Aaaaaggh!” with shock and rage¬† !!

¬†Standing there for 20 seconds trying¬†to recall¬† the¬†second¬† half of the joke, the manager¬†finally blurted¬† out¬†“…and I can’t¬†¬†¬†remember who she was!”¬†
 
 By the time the manager regained his  consciousness, he was on a hospital bed  nursing burns from  boiling water. 
   
¬†Moral ¬†of¬†the story:¬†¬†¬†¬†Don’t copy if you can’t¬†paste!

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